During my stay in the Redridge Mountains, I encountered the most peculiar publication. Calling itself The Sunnyglade Trader, it describes itself as the most influential and up-to-date current affairs outlet in the whole of Riverglade. The Daily cannot independently confirm such bold claims, but we admire their confidence.

Readers seeking further information, and wishing to decide for themselves whether such statements correspond to the truth, are advised to consult the publication themselves.

We at the Daily welcome this initiative. It keeps everyone honest!

— Willy “One Eye” Johnson